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Weird Florida Laws: Old, Odd and Still on the Books

General public information only — not legal advice. The laws below are quoted or summarized from the 2026 Florida Statutes. Laws change, many have exceptions, and cities and counties have their own codes. Confirm with the current statute and a qualified attorney before relying on any of this.

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What's here 16 real Florida statutes that surprise people, 1 repealed law, and 4 viral "weird laws" we could not find in state law
How we checked Each law was read in the 2026 Florida Statutes, including its history note showing when it was passed
Oldest still on the books s. 798.01, "Living in open adultery," first enacted in 1874
Newest change Balloon releases: since 2024 (ch. 2024-263), intentionally releasing helium balloons outdoors is a littering infraction
Status In effect as printed in the 2026 Florida Statutes unless marked Repealed or Myth

How to use this page

Every "weird law" list online claims Florida has strange rules. Some are real, some are badly garbled, and some don't exist at all. This page sorts them into four groups:

  1. Old laws still on the books: passed decades ago, still printed in the statutes.
  2. Odd modern rules: newer laws that surprise people.
  3. Repealed: gone, but still quoted online.
  4. Myths: claims we could not find in Florida law.

Every real law links to the official statute. "Still on the books" means the text appears in the 2026 Florida Statutes. It does not tell you how often the law is enforced; we did not research that.

The short answer

Claim Real? Where
Living "in an open state of adultery" is a crime Yes, on the books s. 798.01 (1874)
Unmarried couples can't live together Repealed in 2016 ch. 2016-188
Wearing a mask on a public street is restricted Yes, with exceptions ss. 876.12, 876.16 (1951)
You can't color grapefruit Yes s. 601.79 (1949)
You can't dye chicks or bunnies Yes s. 828.1615
Bars can't host dwarf-tossing Yes s. 561.665 (1989)
Beer cans sold in Florida must say "Florida" or "FL" Yes, with an exception s. 563.06
You can't buy liquor in a bottle bigger than 1.75 liters Yes, for distributors and vendors s. 565.10
Penny-ante poker at home is legal Yes, within limits s. 849.085
You can't release a helium balloon outdoors Yes, with exceptions s. 379.233 (amended 2024)
You can't drive wearing headphones in both ears Yes, with exceptions s. 316.304
You must pay the meter if you tie an elephant to it Not found See "Myths"

Old laws still on the books

"Living in open adultery" (1874)

The mask law (1951)

No coloring grapefruit or tangerines (1949)

Wine and liquor bottle sizes (1930s)

Odd modern rules

Dwarf-tossing ban (1989)

No dyed chicks or bunnies

Beer cans must say "Florida" or "FL"

Shopping carts and milk crates

Penny-ante games at home

Balloon releases

Headphones while driving

Don't leave the engine running unattended

Feeding wildlife

Repealed: the 1868 cohabitation ban

Florida's official symbols are in the statutes too

These aren't weird so much as fun to know: the Legislature wrote them into Chapter 15. - Orange juice is the official state beverage. Precisely, it's "the juice obtained from mature oranges of the species Citrus sinensis and hybrids thereof" (s. 15.032, 1967). - Key lime pie is the official state pie (s. 15.052, 2006).

Myths: "Florida laws" we could not find

These circulate widely on "weird laws" lists, usually with no statute number: - "You must pay the parking meter if you tie an elephant (or goat, or alligator) to it." - "It's illegal to sing in public while wearing a swimsuit." Some lists attribute this to Sarasota. - "Unmarried women may not parachute (skydive) on Sundays." - "Men may not be seen in public wearing a strapless gown."

What we found: - None of these appeared in our review of the Florida Statutes. - We did not check every city and county code. A list that names a city should be checked against that city's own ordinances. - If someone gives you a statute number, look it up on the official Florida Statutes site.

CHECK: these are reported as "not found in our statute review," not "proven never to have existed." If you find an official citation, it can be added.


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Official sources

Law Link
s. 798.01: living in open adultery https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/798.01
s. 798.02: lewd and lascivious behavior https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/798.02
s. 876.12: masks on public ways https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/876.12
s. 876.16: mask law exemptions https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/876.16
s. 601.79: no coloring grapefruit or tangerines https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/601.79
s. 601.80: approved coloring only on oranges https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/601.80
s. 564.05: wine container sizes https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/564.05
s. 565.10: spirits container limit https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/565.10
s. 561.665: dwarfism exploitation ban https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/561.665
s. 828.1615: dyed animals https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/828.1615
s. 563.06: "Florida" or "FL" on beer containers https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/563.06
s. 506.509: carts and crates https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/506.509
s. 849.085: penny-ante games https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/849.085
s. 379.233: balloon releases https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/379.233
s. 316.304: headsets while driving https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/316.304
s. 316.1975: unattended motor vehicle https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/316.1975
s. 379.412: feeding wildlife penalties https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/379.412
s. 15.032 and s. 15.052: state beverage and pie https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2026/15.032
HB 4063 (2012): dwarf-tossing repeal attempt https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2012/4063
SB 498 (2016): cohabitation repeal https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2016/498
Senate staff analysis, SB 498 (2016) https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2016/498/Analyses/2016s0498.cj.PDF